And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. I Dare you to say the Truth. This one counts.". That was one time and I was drunk! Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. #spiderson Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Don't screw up.". Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. remain the property of their respective owners. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. We gotta have that rule. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Please consider turning it on! He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Um, he says.
Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Peter grumbled. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. "That is no excuse mister!" Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. Stupid Sally. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. I hope you're kidding. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters.
Spider-man And The Avengers One-Shots - Never Have I Ever Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. You know what really sucked though? guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. #scarletwitch this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. One beat. I mean, ask anyone. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. Yeah?. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Peter, how did you even manage that?" Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank.
avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony Tony Stark/ Iron Man. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. Bucky wolf whistled. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Its called being undercover. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. It's fucking beautiful. Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. 'f I were, y'd be dead. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Oh, come on! Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. Wait, Clint says. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. They all thought that things were going to be better now. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Ninja strings.. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. How are you with spanking, though?. Then Peter took a shot. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. +. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. Where did you get this tattoo!?" You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Mmm, neat. #wanda The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. Peter smirked. Enjoy! Nazi, Steve says. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. The hottest boy in school. Tony rolls his eyes. (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. #hulk Did we have make-up sex?. I thought we'd made up.. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. "We still playing or what? 'I want to be referee!' He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. Peter put his sleeve down again. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. "What! Nice. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. I don't think so.. Ask Pepper. Heh. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Why, thank you, Anthony!. He won't be bothered by it. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. Clint rolls his eyes. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" "Peter!" Clint can't help but laugh. Good. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Or out of the bedroom. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). "Language!" It tickles. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. It's been great, guys.. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' The reason for this stupid game? I say putting my hands in the air defensive. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Rules, shmules. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. "The fuck!?" Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. My turn. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. And they were all wrong. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed.
5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own You learn stuff about each other.. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Ship? Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. Just like she knew they were still dating. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. It's going to be a hell of a ride. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. #infinity Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Nope, Clint says. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. She took a shot. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. Bruce looks contemplative. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? he said grinning. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. Okay, then. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. No! He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Clint totally called it. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Seriously. Tony said. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. "When did it happen?". Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Sorta, Clint says. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him.