rodney dangerfield, griswold family christmas, pyjama, bushwood, saturday night live, Tags: Genre: Comedy. I told you, today is the day we change the holes. Do you know what the Lama says? Tony D'Annunzio So I got that going for me, which is nice. Al Czervik Judge Smails: Do you stand for *goodness*, or - for *badness*? Judge Smails: Do you mind, sir. Carl Spackler: In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'. Ty Webb: Bushwood - a "dump"? You can have Dr. Frankenputz Dr. Beeper: Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? And *this* is your saliva line. Judge Smails: Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. A deal was made with John Dykstra's[9] effects company for visual effects, including lightning, stormy sky effects, flying golf balls and disappearing greens' flags. [drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it] Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Went for four years, did pretty well. He and I are regular pals. You owe me one gumball machine. Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Ty Webb: this ain't no god dang country club caddyshack. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois. You're drinking too much, Your Excellency. Danny Noonan: I've always wanted to go to college. My foe, my enemy, is an animal, and in order to conquer him, I have to think like an animal, and, whenever possible, to look like one. No Mr. Havercamp. [5] Murray was working on Saturday Night Live at the time, and was not intended to have a large role but his part "mushroomed" and he was repeatedly recalled from New York to film additional scenes as production continued. Judge Smails: Do you know what I just saw? Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf. Judge Smails: [Caddy Danny arrives among the rich in his yachting outfit]. Many of the characters in the film were based on characters they had encountered through their various experiences at the club, including a young woman upon whom the character of Maggie is based and the Haverkamps, a doddering old couple, John and Ilma, longtime members of the club, who can barely hit the ball out of their shadows. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. Lacey Underall: Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty? galunga, gunga, movies, dangerfield, comedy movies, Retro Carl Spackler Caddyshack Fan Design, Tags: I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. You're a little monkey woman You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Paul WallDiamond Boyz 2017 Paul Wall MusicReleased on: 2017-02-03Auto-generated by YouTube. Judge Smails scores a birdie. [Prepping a hose to drown the gopher] Nixon plays golf. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, Chop chop. Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice. You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes. [he holds up his club and is hit by lightning Carl drops the golf bag and leaves him there]. Tony D'Annunzio: Ty Webb: Carl Spackler: We can do that. Danny Noonan: I've often thought about becoming a priest. Al Czervik: It's hard when you're talking like that. Tony D'Annunzio: Hey, you scratched my anchor! Come to Carl. | Smails: Listen, your father and I prepped together, went to war together, played golf together. Is that so? Can I have a word with you? [caddying for the elderly Havercamps to Mrs. Havercamp] Spalding Smails: No I'm not grandpa I'm playing tennis. Are you kiddin'? Oh, it looks good on you though. This ain't no god dang country club. . Tony D'Annunzio: Lacey Underall: You're playing golf and you're going to like it. You know what this is called in the East? And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." Dr. Beeper: What's the name of the golf course in the movie Bushwood? The only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it. Anyway, the Good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life. You know, despite what happened, I'm still convinced that you have many fine qualities. Judge Smails: Good, good. Danny Noonan : Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track. I bet ya slice into the woods! Pay in 4 interest-free installments for orders over $50.00 with. You're not, uh you're not you're not good. Against club rules, they also agree to a $20,000 wager on the match, which quickly doubles to $40,000. Back to Design. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat. A lovely lady. Al Czervik: Just kidding, come on. Ty Webb: It's in the hole! Lacey Underall: Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts! Know what I'm talking about? A lovely lady. I'm hot today! Damn your eyes. Carl and Ty's Late Night Meeting. Gophers- the little brown, furry rodents! Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people. Tony D'Annunzio : Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke. Danny tries to gain acceptance from Judge Elihu Smails, the country club's haughty cofounder and director of the caddie scholarship program, by caddying for him. I bet you got a lot of interesting stories about your ball landing in the road. Ramis gave him direction to act as a child. Now, do it, and no more slacking off. Alternate Versions Hey Lama, how 'bout a little something for the effort? Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia. : I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. If you guys want to get fired. The restaurant is meant to resemble the fictional Bushwood Country Club, and serves primarily American cuisine. He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean You know who that guy was Danny? Spalding Smails: This is good stuff. This is dynamite. Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head? So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? Mrs. Havercamp Al Czervik: Come on, Ty, you're an ace. Yes, sir. You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Caddyshack is the kind of movie some people have been known to watch several times a year, reciting every line of dialogue like the followers of a bizarre comedic ritual. You know credit trouble. Lou has to. Another Rob Roy, Bishop? Carl Spackler: Danny Noonan: I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Groundskeeper Sandy: Carl. Danny Noonan: [Grabbing the hose] You're blocking. Do you know what the Lama says? Carl Spackler: rodney dangerfield, chevy chase, movie. [looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]. You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club. Is this Russia? Smails refuses to pay, so Czervik summons two intimidating men named Moose and Rocco to "help the judge find his checkbook". Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan. Great big globs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts! 9. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. This crowd has gone deadly silent Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. That's a very "in" thing to say. Ty Webb: I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Just because I make you laugh. Soundtracks, gets cut off by Judge Smails, who grabs him by the arms and yanks him to their table, looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat, after an airplane passes just above his head, Ty has just been asked by Al to partner up against Judge Smails in a $20,000-per-person golf match, opens compartment in golf bag, revealing radio, turns on Journey's "Any Way You Want It," high volume, as he misses a putt on the 18th hole during the thunderstorm, he holds up his club and is hit by lightning Carl drops the golf bag and leaves him there, Judge Smails is preparing to hit the ball on the first tee while Al Czervick watches, Smails looks over at Czervick, who is watching anxiously, the judge hits the ball, and it goes flying into some trees, in response, he shouts in frustration, Caddy Danny arrives among the rich in his yachting outfit, drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it, caddying for the elderly Havercamps to Mrs. Havercamp, Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green, he slices it and it barely misses Tony's head, trying to make small talk with Chuck after Smails has introduced them, she and Danny grimace towards him, he leaves, Danny walks inside Judge Smails' office, where Smails is seated around, and has a seat, awaiting his disciplinary action for his involvement with Lacey, turns around in his chair, slightly hitting his desk; Both Danny and Smails tries to see their faces, angrily shoves the lamp to the side, but calms down, Tony gives his ticket to Danny who has taken over for Lou, to Lacey, while they're laying in bed after having sex, Judge Smails is taking an inordinately long time to hit his drive on the first tee, while Al Czervik waits in the next foursome, after hearing how Al described his cooking, Notices the gopher in another hole nearby, Pounces but misses catching the gopher. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? Can you make a Bullshot? I gotta. Javascript is required for this site to function properly. [33] CBS Records also issued a soundtrack to Caddyshack later that year. Spalding Smails: Danny, I think you know why you are here, so I'll do us both the courtesy of not reviewing what happened yesterday [angrily shoves the lamp to the side, but calms down]. : When his own ricocheting ball strikes his arm, Czervik fakes an injury in hopes of having the contest declared a draw. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. I tried calling, but don't have a listing for "Mr. Mrs. Havercamp: Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? John F. Barmon Jr. as Spaulding Smails, Elihu Smails's grandson. I'm willing to make up for that. : Judge Smails: I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch. Bishop: The film has a cult following and was described by ESPN as "perhaps the funniest sports movie ever made."[4]. Ty Webb: I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first / What do you say we take this out on the patio? Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose. : Expecting to be fired or to have the scholarship revoked, Danny is surprised when Smails only demands that he keeps the escapade secret. A man, free to kill gophers at will. You have Javascript disabled. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. This is good stuff. That's only 50 cents. The crowd is just on its feet here. So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. Your ball's right over there, go straight. Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you You wore green so you could hide. Su..su..su..su..su Al Czervik: [6] According to Ramis, Rolling Hills was chosen because the course did not have any palm trees. Lacey Underall: golfer gift, so what so lets dance, carl spackler, bushwood, its in the hole, Tags: So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? Tony D'Annunzio What do you say, Ty? That's a peach, hon! You're not being the ball Danny. You'll love it. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's gonna - looks like he's got about an eight iron. : I want a hot dog. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. The funniest and most memorable quotes from Caddyshack. So, I'm on the first tee with him. [Smails looks over at Czervick, who is watching anxiously]. Danny Noonan: Judge Smails: Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Czervik counters by announcing that he would never consider being a member: He insults the country club and claims to be there merely to evaluate buying it and developing the land into condominiums. bushwood, bushwood country club, fathers day, golf, golfer, Caddyshack Golf Movie Quote Free Bowl of Soup With That Hat, Tags: Al Czervik: Danny caddies for Ty Webb, a mischievous but avid golfer and the son of one of Bushwood's co-founders. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. "Caddyshack Quotes." Al Czervik: Hey, did somebody step on a duck? Gophers, ya great git! in everything I do. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. Al Czervik Lou has to. Judge Smails: It's in the hole! Lacey Underall: Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time. Come to Carl, varmint. This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it. Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? Danny Noonan works as a caddie at the exclusive Bushwood Country Club in Illinois to earn money to pay for college. I got pounds of this stuff. "[20], Nevertheless, the film has gained a cult following in the years after its release and has been positively reappraised by many film critics. Man, free to kill gophers at will. I'd keep playing. Tony D'Annunzio: Well don't you see it? Well, just ask my grandson, Spaulding. The name is different. Al Czervik: Ty Webb: Forget the massage. We built this club, he and I. A no-brainer that has become a low-brow classic, this 1980 comedy makes anarchy the rule of the day, unleashing the antics of Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, and Chevy Chase. Ty Webb: 80s, bill murray, bushwood, chevy chase, cinderella, Bushwood Country Club Golf Course T Shirts, Tags: : He's a Cinderella boy. [27], Denmark was the only place outside the United States where Caddyshack was initially a hit. The most important decision you can make right now is what you stand for- goodnessor badness. Al Czervik: Judge Smails: Buy It Here! Tony D'Annunzio: Some distance away, the gopher emerges from underground, unharmed, and dances to the film's main theme, "I'm Alright," amid the smoldering ruins of the golf course as the credits roll. Caddyshack is about the scheme of a vulgar land developer (Dangerfield) who wants to build condominiums on the site of a ritzy country club. Carl Spackler: What kind of sh**t is this? I recommend this design on a ringer tee or baseball tee for maximum early 80s retro feel. let's go while we're young! Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. Available in Plus Size T-Shirt. I didn't want to do it- I felt I owed it to them. I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help. Carl Spackler: [standing in an ornamental flowerbed] What an incredible Cinderella story! Danny takes the blame for the incident to impress Smails. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8-iron. Danny decides that he should cozy up to Judge Smails, who directs the caddy scholarship program. Benihana? I gotta go to college. Danny: Now I know I've made some mistakes in the past. Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Well, I have been pushed. ghostbusters, bill murray, rodney dangerfield, carl spackler, bushwood, Tags: This is a hybrid. He's at the final hole. Czervik distracts Smails as he tees off, causing his shot to go wrong. Several explosions shake the ground and cause the ball to drop into the hole, handing Danny, Webb, and Czervik victory on the wager. Meanwhile, Carl Spackler, a somewhat-unhinged greens-keeper, is entrusted with combating a potentially disastrous gopher infestation. You know credit trouble. Sandy: So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. I'm not quite sure where they are. Danny Noonan: Oh then you ain't getting no coke. Grossing nearly $40 million at the domestic box office (the 17th-highest of the year),[3] it was the first of a series of similar comedies. I didn't think so. [Yelling to a rowdy swimmer] Carl Spackler: I'll move right down the Taconic Parkway, over to your clavula Ty Webb: You stink. vintage, golfing, golf, humor, boating, "Cinderella Story. Judge Smails: $30.00. : Ty Webb: I'm going to give you a little advice. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. You're the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat. After Smails demands satisfaction, Czervik proposes a team golf match with Smails and his regular golfing partner Dr. Beeper against Czervik and Webb. Wait a minute! [5], The film was shot over eleven weeks during the autumn of 1979; Hurricane David in early September delayed production. Chevy Chase and Bill Murray, who had fought backstage at SNL years earlier, get one absurd scene (that makes no sense plot-wise) together, and it's . Learn more. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. [26], Ramis noted in the DVD documentary that TV Guide had originally given the film two stars (out of four) when it began showing on cable television in the early 1980s, but over time the rating had gone up to three stars.
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